Superuseless Superpowers

Superuseless Superpowers. Superkräfte, die niemand brauchen kann. Zum Beispiel: Mamavision (oder PreMOMnition) – die Superkraft jederzeit zu sehen, was Mama macht.

PreMOMnition cannot be turned off and operates similar to picture-in-picture technology, so your mom is ALWAYS in your field of vision. Oh, and good luck trying to get laid. Even viagra can’t combat real-time images of your mom waxing your father’s back.