Avatar-Masturbationspuppen

Die Landover Baptist Church sieht in Avatar-Spielfiguren die Verkörperung von Teufeln, die Kinder unterschwelligen sexuellen Anspielungen aussetzen.

The liberal media tried to trick us by coloring the devils blue instead of red and giving them pointy ears instead of horns, but we’ve caught on! […] The dolls were created for the sole purpose of masturbation. They have four openings, and five or six extrusions, making them compatible for male or female pleasure and the innocent curiosity of young teens.