Avatar Special iTunes-Edition #

Avatar. Und jetzt auch noch das.

iTunes Extras Special Edition version of Avatar … will let viewers see and control simultaneous views of 17 key scenes the movie that include the completed picture, the rough-computer generated framing, and the live motion capture. Green Screen X-ray will also let viewers selectively see the raw live action side of the content just by dragging the „X-ray“ over parts of the scene.

Für wie blöd hält die Filmindustrie ihre Kunden eigentlich?

Wieder einmal Avatar

Worum geht es eigentlich in Avatar? Die kritische Antwort.

Sully is not only a superior human being, he is also a superior Na’vi. After being briefly ostracized for his participation in the land grab, he tames the most violent creature in the sky, thereby proving himself to be the highest quality warrior imaginable per the Na’vi mythology.

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Avatar-Masturbationspuppen #

Die Landover Baptist Church sieht in Avatar-Spielfiguren die Verkörperung von Teufeln, die Kinder unterschwelligen sexuellen Anspielungen aussetzen.

The liberal media tried to trick us by coloring the devils blue instead of red and giving them pointy ears instead of horns, but we’ve caught on! […] The dolls were created for the sole purpose of masturbation. They have four openings, and five or six extrusions, making them compatible for male or female pleasure and the innocent curiosity of young teens.

Kritik zu Avatar

Manohla Dargis trifft in ihrer Kritik zu „Avatar“ den Nagel auf den Kopf:

Few films return us to the lost world of our first cinematic experiences, to that magical moment when movies really were bigger than life (instead of iPhone size), if only because we were children.

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