Die Landover Baptist Church, heute schon durch ihre Avatar-Masturbationspuppen aufgefallen, steckt voller Überraschungen. Hier zum Beispiel kann der Gläubige individuell gestaltete Menstruationshütten erwerben, und damit seiner „unreinen“ Frau Komfort bieten.

Heat and hot water is supplied via a Franklin wood burning stove and meticulously re-created New Testament olive oil lamps provide lighting enough for Bible reading and devotions. […] carefully placed wildlife items provide the habitant with precious company during her seven or so day separation. They also serve as a sacred reminder of her atonement as she struggles with her period of sin. Sanitized „String-to-Can“ communication is part of the whole package for use in any „real“ emergency.